Faces

Rosie: "How boring it would be if everyone had the same old grey face."

"Walrus"...

...is what Holly calls "Woolworths".

School Photos. Year 1.

Together.

Rosie.

Holly.

Little Einstein

Holly: "I think the Earth spins faster in autumn and winter, than it does in spring and summer."
Daddy: "Oh yes? Why do you think that?"
Holly: "Because in autumn and winter the days are shorter."

The Old Dear

Rosie: "...Was it like that when Mummy was a little girl - about three-thousand years ago?"

When I Grow Up...

Rosie: When I grow up, I want to be a teacher.
Holly: When I grow up, I don't want any work.

"The sheep need to be grated."

Because Rosie cannot remember the word "sheared".

Socket

Holly: "Rosie's been making me run around with all wee in my socket."

Get Well Soon

Holly was sick last night, and Rosie made her a get well card. Notice the green skin and fetching cascade of vomit.