I went on my first NatRam hike today. It was truly wonderful.
Chelmsford WNBR
Last week was so much fun I went straight out and did another. 😎
Cambridge WNBR
My first World Naked Bike Ride! Despite initial apprehension, it was amazing. I’ve never been the epicentre of so much joy. Usually in a city everyone is in their bubble (including me) but goodness me a pack of naked cyclists doesn’t half illicit some real smiles and waves.
Despite this, I for some reason used a really bleak looking film sim for the photo.
These two are from the official ones…
Rosie's Graduation
Rosie graduated today! So proud.
Click to view the full images.
After Stevie Smith
Nobody heard him, the deaf man,
And nobody saw him.
The doorbell was flashing and ringing
But he just wasn’t coming.
Poor chap, he never went missing
and now - who knows?
We called the police. “We will be fifteen minutes”
They said.
The constable knelt at the letterbox.
”He won’t hear you, he’s deaf” we were yelling.
Without turning his head he replied
”I’m not shouting, but smelling.”
Based on a true story. After an hour and a half of banging on neighbours’ doors, about a dozen policemen, and a back door smashed into three pieces, the gentleman shuffled up the road from Sainsbury’s.
Things I am utterly indifferent to thanks to photography.
Aurora Borealis
Galactic centre
Kingfishers
Iceland
Conversation with Small Boy Outside of Our House
“Is your house haunted?”
“Nah.”
“How do you know?”
“I’ve lived here a while and really checked.”
“But you can’t see ghosts…”
“Of course, but if you call a ghost they are not allowed to pretend they aren’t there.”
“But you can’t HEAR ghosts!”
“Well… How do you know there ARE ghosts?”
“Because my Mum’s a scientist.”
Fictional Album Covers
Something to do whilst bored or on the toilet…
Giant Silent Kindness
Somebody important died.
Bookcase Dozers
Laser-pointer thought
With a denser wood, and a pointer on a drone, and a shot straight-up, this could be a thing.
Lynne Blount
Holy shit - I just learned about Lynne Blount. This is what I like. This is what I want to do. This is what I want to be.
Click the stolen image for her website.
Vegetarian Christmas
If your pub Christmas menu includes the word “tart”, you should take a long hard look at yourself.
Read More13:52 AM
It doesn’t wake me
Your snoring while I lie here
It just takes the piss
Bus Replacement Service
Strictly speaking, trains are bus-replacement services and buses are train-replacement services…
Good Shit
Something happened to my sister’s dog.
Best guess is currently this: Someone took a shit in the field where we walk. Yep. A person. Just shat their stoned guts out. Vet thinks it could be ketamine, mushrooms, skunk…. Anything really.
Basically Boo tripped her tits off.
I’m not sure who I’m more revolted by. The cunt who shat drugs onto the ground or the staffie who ran the length of the field to eat it all up.
Geocaching
“I have found 25,000 geocaches and completed my grid nine times.”
…
“You should get out less.”
