Far sightedness

Holly: "WHAT, is the point of having a 'Baby On Board' sticker with a GUARANTEED FIVE YEAR ADHESIVE?!"

Scotsman

Holly thought the source of this review was particularly splendid:

Blue Velvet

The girls have spent the weekend on Heather's yacht. It's alright for some...

Academic Exhibition Prize

So...

Following a meeting of the Admissions Team last week, at which we reviewed this academic year's performance and end-of-year examination results for the Junior School's U2 cohort, I am delighted to write to inform you that Rosie has been awarded a Senior School Entrance Academic Exhibition Prize. This recognises her excellent performance and is an indication of her high academic potential, which we will do our best to develop in the coming years.

The prize will be presented to Rosie at Speech Day on Thursday 19 September 2013 by the Guest of Honour, Stephen Johnson, classical music writer and broadcaster. It has a financial value of £150, and we would ask Rosie to select a prize book which can have a bookplate attached and be presented (the remainder may be spent at a later date). The prize will be in the form of an Amazon voucher which we will post directly to you at the above address; with an explanatory letter, by the end of term.

Please give Rosie my warmest congratulations: I look forward to welcoming her to Exeter School in September.

Yours sincerely

Bob Griffin
Headmaster

Competition

When it was suggested that she race the already-set-off Holly up the drive with a wheelie-bin, Rosie reported: "I'm not going to compete, because I am not winning."

Twins

Rosie: "I managed to convince Mimi today that I was... That I was... Er..."
Holly: "Psychic."
Rosie: "Yes!"

Peace Talks

Rosie: "Don't hit me in the mouth if you don't want a fist full of saliva."

Why?

Why has Holly drawn a monkey in a fez? We will never know.

Waking up ill

Holly's first words today after being told to get up: "OK. But first please will you fetch me a tissue? I have loads of bogeys in my nose and I don't want them in my mouth."

And so it begins...

Rosie was overheard skipping away from the dining table after her least favourite meal singing "Fucking cheesey sauce! Fucking cheesey sauce!"

Santa Baby

Rosie: "D'you think Santa had a beard, right from when he was born...?"