Er. OK.... So the deal at nursery is that the kids all have lunch and then go into the "Sleep Room" which is like a miniature billet with bedding rolls for the children. On this occasion some child was refusing to settle down and making life difficult for the others.

Holly, in a bid to secure a moment's peace for her toddler comrades hauled herself up onto her elbows and shouted "GO TO SLEEP YOU ASSHOLE!"

There is little to be gained from insisting she didn't get it from Daddy.