Rosie: "Do trams come along here?"
Mummy: "Not along here, darling, no."
Rosie: "But I saw shiny lines on the road."
Mummy: "Well, that is where they have fixed the road and left some lines, but they are not tram lines."
Daddy: "Tram lines are very special, you do not see them in many places. Only places where, er, special things happen."
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Rosie: "Do Special Things happen in Croydon?"
Mummy: "Not along here, darling, no."
Rosie: "But I saw shiny lines on the road."
Mummy: "Well, that is where they have fixed the road and left some lines, but they are not tram lines."
Daddy: "Tram lines are very special, you do not see them in many places. Only places where, er, special things happen."
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Rosie: "Do Special Things happen in Croydon?"