Modern Teaching Methods

Granny Lea: "Can you tell me what you do at school?"
Holly: "We do sums, only school calls it 'maths', history, science, phonics..."
Granny Lea: "Sonics...?"
Holly: "No. Phonics!"
Granny Lea: "Sonics."
Holly: "No... 'Puh', 'Huh': Phonics!"