If Dogs Could Talk

Rosie has a piece of creative writing in a Young Writers' anthology:

IF DOGS COULD TALK

Life's not to my taste. It's grim. Fetch this, pull that. If he wants the ball, he has to get off the sofa and fetch it. Then there's the walk. I can go, on my own, without a rope around my neck. 'Dog!' he yells. Here we go...

again!