Drunken Sailor

Coming from behind the toilet door:

Hooray and up she rises, hooray and up she rises, hooray and up she rises, early in the morning!
Hooray and up she rises, hooray and up she rises, hooray and up she rises, early in the morning!
Hooray and up she rises, hooray and up she rises, hooray and up she rises, early in the morning!
Hooray and up she rises, hooray and up she rises, hooray and up she rises, early in the morning!

...

Ballooning!

We went ballooning near Tiverton!

Route. Right click for full size.

How high we went.

French Kiss

Rosie: "Daddy... Today we're going to have a French Kiss in the bath."
Daddy: "Oh yeah...?! ... What's that then...?"
Rosie: "It's a bath thing from Lush."
Daddy (inwardly): "Whew."

Jemma

Rosie: "When me and Holly go into Year 4, Jemma will be living on her boat in Brazil!

Or was it Bristol...? BRISTOL!"

Jack, Jill

It's early in the mourning and Jack and his sister,Jill, sneak out of the house to fetch a pail of water.

Jill (sings):Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,Jack fell down and broke his crown and I came tumbling after.Up Jack got and home he ran to fix his head with vinigar and brown paper.
Jack: I hope I don't break my crown again.
Jill:Of course you won't silly.
Jack:If you say so but I still think we should have left Mum a note because she always goes crazy when we don't leave a note.

They were half way up the hill when they heard a shout from below them.

Mum (shouts):Jack,Jill don't go up the hill to get some water you'll hurt yourselves and now we have running water.
Jack:WHAT we trudge all the way up here through the snow for no reason.
Jill (giggles): I knew.
Jack (crys):you made me.
Jill:No. I wanted you to join me sledging down the hill.

Afew minutes later.

Jack and Jill:WEEEEEE!!!
Mum (shreiks):What on earth are you doing?
Jill (breathless and giggling):It's called having fun.
Jack (crossly):Mum we are sledging and it's a world of fun.Argh.

Jack falls of the sledge and tumbles down the hill.

Mum:Don't say I didn't warn you.
Jill:Does it hurt?
Jack:It does (added) a lot.Mum can you fix it?
Mum:Yes I can. Jill go and get the vinigar and brown paper.

Created and published by Rosie

Atmosphere

Daddy put Holly's window up in the car without her noticing. Then she went to put her hand through it.

Holly: "Oh... The atmosphere has suddenly gone much more solid than before."

The Internet

Rosie: "Yeah, and if you press the wrong button on the internet, all these porns come flying at you."

"Or prawns. Something like that."

Shops

Holly: "What shop is that?"
Rosie: "Licenced." "Sex." "Shop."

Sylvia

Rosie: "Yeeah mon. Look at de byootiful ooocean! ... Sylvia can do it much better than me."
Daddy: "Yes. That's because she is black."

Holly

Holly is sitting in the beer garden of the Twisted Oak, having said goodbye to Katie - who hid her shoes before going home.

School Reports

Daddy is so pleased with our school reports that he very unfairly decided to post them on the internet.

Right click and View Image of you need them bigger.

Creativity hole

Rosie's poetic creativity takes a dive upon discovery of the Rhyming Dictionary:

Underware

Underware
Can be fair
It doesn't look like silverware
You think it's anywhere
Just be aware
So you're not unaware
It's not like lustreware.